Thursday, January 22, 2009

Who blew a raspberry at me?

Well, the Razzies are out and here are this year's nominees

Worst Picture
Bratz
* Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit

Worst Actor
Nicholas Cage — Ghost Rider, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, and Next
Jim Carrey — The Number 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr. — Daddy Day Camp and Norbit
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) — Norbit
* Adam Sandler — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Worst Actress
* Jessica Alba — Awake, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and Good Luck Chuck
Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos, and Skyler Shaye — Bratz
Elisha Cuthbert — Captivity
Diane Keaton — Because I Said So
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) — I Know Who Killed Me
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota) — I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Supporting Actor
* Orlando Bloom — Pirates of the Carob-bean: At Wit’s End — aka Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Kevin James — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong) — Norbit
Rob Schneider — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Jon Voight — Bratz, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, September Dawn, and Transformers

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Biel — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and Next
* Carmen Electra — Epic Movie
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia) — Norbit
Julia Ormond — I Know Who Killed Me
Nicolette Sheridan — Code Name: The Cleaner

Worst Screen Couple
* Jessica Alba & Either: Hayden Christiansen (Awake), Dane Cook (Good Luck Chuck), or Ioan Gruffudd (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer)
Any Combination of Two Totally Air-Headed Characters — Bratz
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan — I Know Who Killed Me
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) & Either: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong) or Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia) — Norbit
Adam Sandler & Either: Kevin James or Jessica Biel — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Worst Remake or Rip-Off
Are We Done Yet? — Remake/Rip-Off of Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House
Bratz — “A rip-off if ever there was one!”
Epic Movie — “Of every movie it rips off.”
* I Know Who Killed Me — Rip-Off of Hostel, Saw, and The Patty Duke Show
Who’s Your Caddy — Rip-Off of Caddyshack

Worst Prequel or Sequel
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Daddy Day Camp
Evan Almighty
Hannibal Rising
* Hostel: Part II

Worst Director
Dennis Dugan — I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Roland Joffe — Captivity
Brian Robbins — Norbit
* Fred Savage — Daddy Day Camp
Chris Siverston — I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Screenplay
* Daddy Day Camp — Geoff Rodkey, David J. Stem, and David N. Weiss
Epic Movie — Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
I Know Who Killed Me — Jeffrey Hammond
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry — Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne, and Jim Taylor
Norbit — Eddie Murphy, Charles Murphy, Jay Sherick, and David Ronn

Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie — New Category
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Captivity
Hannibal Rising
* Hostel: Part II
I Know Who Killed Me

I am not sure if I agree with them, luckily I haven't watched a single one of those movies. Except Pirates of the Carribean. I don't know if Orlando Bloom was that bad, none of the POC movies were about him, but about Johnny Depp. So there.

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