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WTH?

Is this realy Morpheus? Came by it by accident. ----------------- Found this on of my friend's blog hese are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast an...

Cheese-O-Rama part 1

This is going to be a new section. This is how it works, if i see something in the news or anywhere that reminds me of a great cheese movie or a show, that's going to come right here. For example, I saw in the news today that some archeologists believe the have found King Solomon's Mines. Not the grand image of diamonds, but a regular copper types. As I read this, I remembered a great cheese movie that rode the Raiders of the Lost Ark wave, called King Solomon's Mines, about the old forgotten Alan Quatermain. He used to be a favorite book character of mine by the way. It had train chases, booby traps, savages, a big boiling pot, and even music resembling that of Indiana Jones, great great great cheese. With Richard Chamberlain and a young and inexperienced Sharon Stone, I loved it.